Scoring preset
Only Bans scoring
Cards, fouls and general shit-housery. No goals rule and no appearance points, so a clean ninety minutes scores exactly zero — which is both the joke and the reason the price ladder ranks the pool by how dirty a player is.
Every rule, position by position
11 rules. Values shown are the points each position actually receives.
| Rule | GKP | DEF | MID | FWD |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow Cards | +4 | +4 | +4 | +4 |
| Red Cards | +10 | +10 | +10 | +10 |
| Fouls Committed | +2 | +2 | +2 | +2 |
| Penalties Conceded | +6 | +6 | +6 | +6 |
| Errors Leading to Goal | +5 | +5 | +5 | +5 |
| Errors Leading to Shot | +2 | +2 | +2 | +2 |
| Own Goals | +8 | +8 | +8 | +8 |
| Last-man Tackles | +5 | +5 | +5 | +5 |
| Dribbled Past | +1 | +1 | +1 | +1 |
| Offsides | +1 | +1 | +1 | +1 |
| Fouls Drawn per 3 | +1 | +1 | +1 | +1 |
This preset does not enable bonus points. You can turn them on when you build the league.
Who it is for
Short leagues, side bets, and any group that finds a sending-off funnier than a hat-trick. The rare events carry the big numbers and the common ones carry the volume, so fouls provide the weekly scoring and a red card decides the week.
What to change first
- Flip the cards negative to turn it into a discipline league instead of a celebration of one.
- Drop own goals and errors if you want deliberate villainy rewarded and plain incompetence ignored.
- Add appearance points if scoring zero for a tidy performance feels too harsh.
- Raise fouls won — the dark arts pay one per three here, which makes it the quietest rule in the table.
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